Hello, how is everybody doing? In the Christmas spirit well and truly now? Well, if you’re not I have decided to write a Christmas story for you guys, with the help of Simon and Alyssa. The game is when you say one word at a time in order to create a story which will probably be random and rather odd. Except Simon was no cooperating well and the whole Blogmas went up in flames. As you read know that the first word is started by Simon and then the second myself etc until told otherwise. Not that that matters because we didn’t get very far…
“It, was, a, snowy, yet, mild, June…”
Gee: Simon it’s supposed to be Christmas?
Simon: Fine, January?
Gee: No, Christmas time Simon!
“…month this year”
Gee: You’re only allowed one word, right let’s start again this is shit
“Santa, was, in, a, right, pickle, last, Christmas, so, he, won’t, do, any, wrong”
Simon: that’s not even grammatically correct? You’ve ruined it.
Gee: Let’s start again
“Penguin”
Gee: What the hell? It’s not like you’ve even made it plural so I can say ‘penguins like…’ or ‘penguins are…’
Simon: Penguin is the best meat!
Gee: No Simon start again
“Once upon a merry Christmas”
Gee: That is 5 words
“Gee, is, mean”
“Simon, is, an”
Alyssa: Can I play?
*Alyssa starts, then Simon* “Reindeer, are, elegant, because, the, robins…”
Alyssa: that doesn’t make sense Simon!
“…fly. This, Christmas, the, robins, died.”
Gee: Simon!
This blogmas went up in flames. I suppose I couldn't do 24 blogs without having one of them completely flop. Turns out it was this one! It was extremely difficult to get Simon to cooperate, he is actually laughing as I write this. Anyway, I hope you all have an amazing evening and I’ll catch ya’ll tomorrow.
Merry Christmas and go nuts guys!
“It, was, a, snowy, yet, mild, June…”
Gee: Simon it’s supposed to be Christmas?
Simon: Fine, January?
Gee: No, Christmas time Simon!
“…month this year”
Gee: You’re only allowed one word, right let’s start again this is shit
“Santa, was, in, a, right, pickle, last, Christmas, so, he, won’t, do, any, wrong”
Simon: that’s not even grammatically correct? You’ve ruined it.
Gee: Let’s start again
“Penguin”
Gee: What the hell? It’s not like you’ve even made it plural so I can say ‘penguins like…’ or ‘penguins are…’
Simon: Penguin is the best meat!
Gee: No Simon start again
“Once upon a merry Christmas”
Gee: That is 5 words
“Gee, is, mean”
“Simon, is, an”
Alyssa: Can I play?
*Alyssa starts, then Simon* “Reindeer, are, elegant, because, the, robins…”
Alyssa: that doesn’t make sense Simon!
“…fly. This, Christmas, the, robins, died.”
Gee: Simon!
This blogmas went up in flames. I suppose I couldn't do 24 blogs without having one of them completely flop. Turns out it was this one! It was extremely difficult to get Simon to cooperate, he is actually laughing as I write this. Anyway, I hope you all have an amazing evening and I’ll catch ya’ll tomorrow.
Merry Christmas and go nuts guys!